Tim: I only stumbled across it because I’m such an amazing detective.
Damian: Who accidentally hit reply all like some idiot on an brunch thread.
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Jason [to Damian]: So you choose your father over me, your brother who hates you?
Tim: I only stumbled across it because I’m such an amazing detective.
Damian: Who accidentally hit “Reply All” like some idiot on a brunch thread.
Bruce: Two coffees. Black for me, milk for you.
Tim: You remembered how I like it?
Bruce: Yes, with milk. It’s just one ingredient.
Tim: And you remembered it.
Don’t cry, Timmy.
Jason trying to trick Tim into lending him money…
Jason: Dick needs the money.
Tim: For what?
Jason: Uhmm, for butt reduction surgery.
Damian: Smart. That’s a real problem area for Grayson.
Wally: Aw, man, this is almost too easy.
Dick: Are you crying?
Wally: No, that’s eyeball sweat.
Dick: If anything goes wrong, Tim, fake a heart attack.
Tim: What are you thinking? Classic angina or something sexier, like myocardial infarction?
Dick: Just drop down onto the ground and wiggle.
Jason: How about this? I’ll work off my debt to each of you. I’ll do anything you want. How does that sound?
Tim: Anything?
Jason: Am I the only one that was super creeped out by that?
Dick: No, that was definitely creepy.
Damian: Yeah, he wants you to do something real weird.
Alfred: Master Bruce, did you just laugh?
Bruce: Uproariously.
At a Batfamily meeting…
Steph: Maybe we should talk about deets for the case. Plan our next move. Grab some chow.
Bruce: No need. I brought these. Nutrition bricks. I have original no flavor, and whole wheat no flavor.
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