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Bruce being… suspicious…

Dick: What’s going on? Aha! What are you doing?

Bruce: Nothing. Just enjoying a taste of my favorite beverage, the soda pop.

Dick: Really? I have never seen you enjoy soda pop before.

Bruce: Hn.

Dick: Have some now.

Bruce: *takes a sip* Ah, it’s delicious.

Dick: I don’t buy it. You’re making the same face you made when you found Alfred’s chocolate chip cookie bits in your trail mix.

Dick: Something’s up. I’m patting you down.

Dick: Damn it, nothing but a non-surprisingly toned set of abs.

When Bruce returned from “death”…

Dick: Well, well. If it isn’t Batman himself. Great to see you back in the Batcave, Bruce!

Bruce: Yes.

Dick: There it is, that classic Wayne/Grayson banter. Zingers just flying around. It’s like you never left!

Bruce: No, I most definitely left.

Before the Justice Leaguers knew each other’s civilian identity…

Billy: Did you kiss? Did you French?

Hal: Shazam, buddy, I’m not going to answer that.

Hal: And nobody over the age of twelve says “French”.

Jason and this thing in Psychology called “projection”…

Jason: See, it’s never going to happen, Bizarro. Okay? Because I find Artemis repulsive, and she finds me extremely handsome. So stop pressuring us!

Dick: Hey, this is a kind of a weird request, but would you maybe mind chewing your energy bars with your mouth closed?

Wally: I can’t, and I’m excited to tell you why! I have a new eating method. I realized that open mouths oxygenate the food, so it’s kind of like wine tasting.

Dick: And I hear you, buddy. I really do. It’s just, it’s pretty gross. So maybe just while we’re together, you could keep the old chewer shut?

Dick: Beast Boy, I need you to help Cyborg. Don’t worry about Kid Flash. He’ll be fine. I once saw him fall down three flights of stairs, get up, and keep eating his hot dog, like nothing happened.

Garfield: You’re right. He’s the strongest man we know.

Dick: No.

Jason: Why would I be the mole?

Bruce: I just caught you sneaking classified material into your safe house. You spent six months undercover in the mafia and have many criminal contacts. You’ve been known to flaunt GCPD rules and regulations, and you are deeply in debt.

Jason: Well, if you hadn’t tricked me into getting motorcycle insurance, I wouldn’t be in debt.

Jason trying to convince his brothers that he’s the bad ass in the family…

Jason: You know how I’m kind of a sexy bad boy who rides motorcycles into work and is always breaking the rules in the name of justice?

Dick: I don’t like where this is going.

Jason: I also maybe sometimes bring home case files to work on them after hours, and I might not be that great about returning them.

Dick: *facepalms*

Tim: *rolls eyes*

Damian: Tt.

Batman finally finding out the location of Red Hood’s newest safe house…

Jason: So how’d you convince the whole family to betray me? What’d you offer them?

Bruce: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.

Jason: I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit.