When you catch your wife reporting the news back on earth via the Watchtower satellite feed…
The Flash: Linda’s so hot.
Batman: Yes. She’s in Afghanistan. The temperature is frequently over a hundred degrees.
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Red Robin: Jason, what are you doing here?
Red Hood: What are you doing here?
Red Robin: I don’t know. Following you to a bad part of town and saving your life. You know, the usual. Your turn.
Conducting an investigation worthy of getting them grounded by their fathers in a cave on a remote island…
Superboy: *panicked whispering* Damian, what if there’s a monstrous creature in here?
Robin: *remembering that he stuffed a leash into his backpack before they left* That’s half the fun.
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At the annual Justice League beach trip…
Clark: *happily soaking in the sunshine*
Bruce: *shifting positions every 15 seconds on his beach chair*
Diana: *frowns questioningly at him*
Bruce: *settles down reluctantly*
Bruce: Relaxing makes me tense.
Introducing the League to the members of the White House via online video conference at the Hall of Justice be like…
Superman: *grinning proudly* Mr. President, this is Batman. We’re teammates.
Batman: *muttering* Temporarily.
Wonder Woman: *passing by* Oh, I don’t think it’s temporary. You two were made for each other.
After proposing his strategy for capturing a supervillain to the family…
Red Hood: *smiles smugly and lights up a cigarette*
Nightwing: Jay, you’re brilliant!
Red Hood: *takes a drag* Of course I am. Why is everyone always surprised by that?
Conducting an investigation worthy of getting them grounded by their fathers in a cave on a remote island…
Superboy: *panicked whispering* Damian, what if there’s a monstrous creature in here?
Robin: *remembering that he stuffed a leash into his backpack before they left* That’s half the fun.
Batman: *sniffing a green substance on a swab stick* Hn. I found fresh parademon feces on the tread of the victim’s shoe.
Superman: I trust you’re telling me this for a reason other than to make me say “yuck”.
Internal conflict in the League be like…
Green Lantern: *disgustedly* You expect us to work even though you just fired our friend?
Batman: *still typing on the mainframe computer* Thank you, yes.
Alfred: *walks into the Batcave with a tray of cookies*
Alfred: *stands still as a black-haired boy excitedly runs past him and out of the cave carrying a Robin uniform*
Bruce: I’m just trying to prepare him.
Alfred: For what, therapy?
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