Tag: source: bones

When Batman grounds your older brother…

Robin: *studying a case on the Batcomputer*

Red Hood: *whistles “Call Me Maybe” while putting his newly cleaned guns away*

Robin: -Tt-

Robin: *resumes working*

Red Hood: *slides across the cave on a chair with wheels, making screeching sounds*

Robin: Hrrrn. *clenching his teeth*

Red Hood: Hey, Little D –

Robin: Todd, if I must babysit you, you become a hindrance and I can’t have that.

And that is why Bruce came home to see Jason gagged and tied to the giant Joker card.

Mission briefing…

Red Robin: Understood?

Nightwing: *double thumbs up*

Robin: *salutes*

Red Hood: *turns off Spotify streaming in his helmet*

Red Hood: Okay, I’m just nodding here and pretending like I have some idea of what you’re talking about.

Mornings at the Manor…

Damian: This is a black kale-chia smoothie.

Jason: Why are you drinking that? Did you lose a bet or something?

Tim: Do you have an infected lesion?

In which Damian takes his breakfast elsewhere.