Hanging out at your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Dick: *rummaging through his refrigerator for something to serve for lunch*
Dick: I bet this was delicious once.
Jason: Dickie, please don’t eat that.
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Batman: A wise man is not a slave to his emotions.
Red Hood: No, but even the best of us can get mugged by them.
Jason: Yeaaaaah. Can’t eat pie that fast or you’ll cramp. That is a science.
Tim: Someday I would love to live in a world governed by your rules of physics.
Also, he’s only had three hours of sleep in four days. He can do whatever the heck he wants, Jay.
Nightwing: No one’s getting killed.
Red Hood: That’s what you always say before the shooting starts.
When your best friend has been noticeably more aggressive with criminals during patrol…
Superman: Bruce, I know you’re angry –
Batman: My son is dead. Angry doesn’t begin to cover it.
Superman [to Batman]: Bruce, you are the bravest, most selfless man I have ever met. And as much as I hate seeing you here in pain and suffering, I also know this is who you genuinely are.
Alfred: The more kids the merrier.
Bruce: Be careful what you say, Alfred. You might give me ideas.
And the rest, as they say, is history.
Batman: *badly bruised, pinned to the ground, and trying to push Solomon Grundy off himself*
Batman: Superman.
Superman: *floating in air*
Batman: What are you doing here?
Superman: *grabs the zombie by the collar, lifts him up until he’s five feet off the ground and glares at him with glowing red eyes*
Superman: Isn’t it obvious? I’m your posse.
True love.
At the entrance to a mysterious cave…
Superboy: What if there’s an animal in there?
Robin: That’s half the fun.
Jon, sweetie, you’ve met his pets, right?
Nightwing: I’m going to hug you.
Batman: Thank you for the warning.
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