Red Robin: Wow. You’re a stronger kid than I was.
Robin: Making you look bad is one of the things that keeps me going.
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Nightwing: *walking in on a 100% stunned, sweaty, and unmoving Red Hood being tightly hugged by Batman in the Batcave*
Nightwing: Is it me or did it just get totally awkward in here?
Said Dick Grayson, seconds before running to them and joining the hugfest.
Damian: Drake. I often find you to be a real pain in my butt.
Tim: *deadpan* Wow. If I weren’t so shocked, I might be offended.
Dick: It’s like looking for a prize at the bottom of a cereal box!
Damian: Apparently, you and I eat different kinds of cereal.
See, your older brother prefers those sugary ones with cartoony characters on the box. Where do you think he gets all that energy and enthusiasm?
Nightwing: You’re brilliant!
Red Hood: Of course I am! Why is everyone always surprised by that?
Red Hood: Too bad it would jeopardize the case, or I’d selfie with a skull.
When your teammate’s got an extra voucher to an eat-all-you-can buffet…
Dick [to Conner]: It’s a good thing you brought me rather than Wally. He’d eat everything here. Literally. I’m not exaggerating.
Nightwing: *sighs*
Nightwing: Just go, Bruce. I don’t want you to be late for whatever it is you’re hiding from me.
When hardly anything fazes you anymore…
Red Hood: You came to tell me something?
Red Robin: We have to dig remains out of an industrial shredder for our investigation.
Red Hood: Oh, good. I thought it was going to be something bad.
Hanging out at your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Dick: *rummaging through his refrigerator for something to serve for lunch*
Dick: I bet this was delicious once.
Jason: Dickie, please don’t eat that.
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