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Damian: You are the worst vacation-taker in the world!

Damian: *stomps up the stairs, goes to his bedroom, and slams the door shut*

Bruce:

Alfred:

Bruce: *shrugs*

Alfred: *sighs, shakes his head, and walks away*

So your father left a realistic blow-up version of himself inside the tent then went off-planet to respond to a Justice League S.O.S. while you roasted marshmallows and waited six hours for him to come out and regale you with stories of his early vigilante days by a campfire…

He still loves you, kid.

Superman: It’s our job to make the world a better place for our children. Don’t you think that’s possible?

Batman: I envy your optimism.

Kidding. I mean, isn’t it partly why Bruce does what he does? He just does things very differently from Clark.

When Nightwing suggests that it might be a good “brotherly bonding” activity for you to investigate a case together…

Red Robin: *pointing to a partially hidden footprint* You should have seen this, Damian, but you were expending too much effort trying to undermine me.

Robin: I assure you that it takes no effort whatsoever.