When the family mission’s a success…
Red Hood: Would you care to high-five?
Batman: I would not.
Red Hood: I can do it myself.
Red Hood: *high-fives himself*
Stop trolling your father, Jason.
Also, you’ve seen what happened when Nightwing tried to hug him, right?
Red Robin: Wow. You’re right.
Robin: Why is that surprising, Drake?
Batman: *glaring*
Booster Gold:
Blue Beetle:
Booster Gold: *nudges Ted*
Blue Beetle: What? I’m not about to argue with a man who can solve a murder case using only a tooth and a magnifying glass.
Batman: I have to go…
Green Lantern: *blinks*
Batman: … do scientific things to catch a serial killer.
Well, Hal’s no Barry, Bruce.
Batman: Selina, if I ask you to marry me, will you say yes?
Catwoman: If I say yes, will we get married?
What? It’s a reasonable question, DC – I mean, Bruce.
Being Red Hood’s wife be like…
You: Jason, honey, when you’re talking to me about the fifty thousand dollars worth of ammo you and Roy just bought, don’t smile like that.
Beast Boy: Must you interrupt?
Robin: I’m just trying to use our time more efficiently.
Beast Boy: *muttering* Well, it doesn’t make you any more likeable.
So you do like Damian, huh?
Superman [to Wonder Woman]: Bruce would rather work with a computer than with me.
Batman: *typing on the Batcomputer* But for a lunch companion, I certainly prefer you.
Sike! Batman doesn’t have lunch.
Batman: *announces his engagement to Catwoman at a Justice League meeting*
Green Lantern: *whispering* I’ll put twenty-five dollars on the wedding being cancelled.
Green Arrow: *whispering back* Fifty says it’s cancelled before the sun goes down.
Batman: Relaxing makes me tense.
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