When you’re sick and tired of Batman’s kids causing property damage in the city…
Commissioner Gordon [to Red Hood]: You’re under arrest for being a complete idiot.
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When you’re sick and tired of your best friend’s geeky commentary in the middle of a battle with supervillains…
Superboy: *pummeling an iron giant into the ground* Didn’t I say to drop it?
Red Robin: *bo-staffing his way through another batch of assassins* Yeah, that’s the beauty of being team leader, I get to call the shots.
Aqualad: And he likes Nightwing because… ?
Kid Flash: Because who wouldn’t?
Dick: *decides to move on from being Robin and become Nightwing*
Bruce: Is there anything I can say?
Dick: You can give me your word that you’ll be just as hard on my successor as you were on me.
Bruce: You have my word.
Red Hood, upon hearing this anecdote: Why, that little piece of sh–
Nightwing/Red Hood/Red Robin/Robin: I’m a Robin. If something good happens, that just means that something bad is right around the corner.
Batman: I could be wrong.
Superman: Have you ever said that and actually meant it?
Batman: No.
Arsenal: *whispering* I’ll be discreet, I promise. I left my bazooka in the tank.
Red Hood: *rolls eyes under the helmet*
Aqualad: And he likes Nightwing because… ?
Kid Flash: Because who wouldn’t?
His last words before being attacked by his brothers with a bull tranquilizer gun…
Tim: *eyes red, eyelids drooping, skin pale as ash, drinking coffee with a straw* I am looking forward to hanging out at the hardware store and pestering the owner about the placement of the surveillance cameras.
Downtime at the Watchtower…
Superman: What’ll you do when you retire from being a superhero?
Batman: Besides just being a burden to my children?
Green Lantern: *smirks* I thought that was a hobby.
Wonder Woman: *giggles* Not that you’re not good at it.
Batman: Hn. Thank you very much. One thing I know for sure: On Sundays, I’ll be right here. And I hope all of you will be, too.
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