When you tell your best friend some stories from your days as a solo Red Robin…
Tim: You know, I was engaged.
Conner: You were?!
Tim: Yes. I’ll try not to take offense at your extreme shock.
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Roy: I know this sounds weird, but I know exactly how you feel.
Jason: Oh, yeah? Spend a lot of time in a coffin?
That time Dick gave the Titans a tour of Wayne Manor…
Wally [to Garth]: You are gonna die when you see the master bath. I almost spilled future generations just looking at it!
When the last time you saw each other was as “Robin” and “Speedy”…
Arsenal [to Red Hood]: So, what you’re saying is, you’re like a non-flesh-eating, super articulate… zombie?
Hellblazer: *watches as Batman scrutinizes a mound of ash surrounded by symbols and candles*
Hellblazer [to Zatanna]: May I ask what inspired you to ask one of our only “muggle” friends over during this particularly supernatural time?
When you find out that your little brother and your girlfriend have been hanging out at the Manor…
Tim [to Damian]: She likes you enough to make me irrationally jealous!
When you bring your best friend along to meet your new girlfriend…
Roy: And don’t mention anything about you being dead once.
Jason: Right, because I usually lead with that.
When asked if he’ll ever free himself from the vigilante life…
Batman: Freedom is just a pretty way to say you’ve gone off the grid. That you’re out of options.
Steph: You’re such a nerd.
Tim: Yes, but a sexy nerd. I’m like a living oxymoron.
When asked what his hobbies are…
Jason: *giddily* Although I’m not past torching a brulee on occasion –
Jason: *clears throat*
Jason: Because men… enjoy… torching things.
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