En route to Tim’s university graduation…
Damian: Why should I have to sit and cheer for Drake? He never cheers for me.
Tim: Go, Short Stuff.
* Damian lunges at Tim and they fight. *
Bruce: Stop it. He’s your older brother.
Damian: No, he isn’t! I came from your sperm, he didn’t!
Trying to win Jason back into the family be like…
Dick: Come on, Jason! We’ve had some great times.
Screen: FOOTAGE NOT FOUND.
Jason [to Bruce]: Tell me the truth. There’s been a lot of lying in this family.
Dick: And a lot of love!
Jason: More lies.
In which you both misunderstand your situation…
Tim: I really think the reason you and I always fight is that, since we were Robins, Bruce always played us off each other.
Jason: Bruce always said that was your fault.
Jason: Tim Drake’s not my brother.
Someone: Tim Drake? What, that scrawny idiot?
Jason: That’s my brother, you #&$*%!
Bruce trying his hand at fatherhood…
Bruce [to Damian]: Here’s some money. *hands over $100*
Bruce: Go see a “Star War”.
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