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Hide and Seek at the Manor…

Damian: I shall duck behind the couch.

Jason: What a pro.

Another one for my “Give Damian Wayne a Childhood” campaign.

Blue Beetle: You ever get the feeling like no one even sees you?

Booster Gold: I’ve got a really good body, so… No.

Superman: Do you ever get the feeling like you don’t even matter?

Batman: Only when I’m around my children.

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Must be the midlife crisis talking, Bruce.

Flirting with Red Robin…

Steph: *wearing a sexy new Spoiler uniform* Do you like my outfit?

Tim: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it.

Steph: *blushing* Tim!

Tim: No, I need your chair. Get up.

Dick [to Jason, Tim, and Damian]: Family. Nothing else matters.

Bruce: Dick?

Dick: It’s Bruce. Hide!

‘Fessing up to your girlfriend be like…

Wally [to Artemis]: I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

Black Canary: What have we always said is the most important thing? What comes first?

Kid Flash: Breakfast.

Everyone else: Family.

Kid Flash: Family. Right. I thought you meant out of the things you eat.

When you’re arguing with your best friend, but then remember that there’s a little kid in the safe house with you…

Jason: I’m saying, every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it!

Roy: Nothing has ever gone well for me, and you know that!

Jason: That’s my point, you – *sees Lian*

Jason: … brilliant redhead, you!

Roy: Oh, great. And now you’re mocking me. You selfish fu- *notices Lian*

Roy: … n-loving hero! Hello, baby girl!

Clark: Bruce called me for a reason. I don’t think he’s happy.

Dick: No, Bruce’s happy. He’s just grumpy all the time.

Damian: Father is becoming a little controlling. -Tt-

Dick: What tipped you off? When he locked you out on the Manor grounds again?

Damian: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a kitten out there.

Dick [to Bruce]: You baited the garden???

Bruce: Prove it.