Tag: source: arrested development

Martian Manhunter: *pulling Batman and Green Lantern apart* Guy, there is no need for violence. There never is. I would like to think that we are all intelligent, mature adults that can settle their differences, whenever they come to light, through words.

Green Lantern: Yeah, well, I let my fists do the talking. Not this one, ‘cause obviously, I need it for wearing my ring and stuff. But this one, I let it speak for both of them.

But Batman’s good at using only one of his fists, too, ain’t he, Guy?

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Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: I’m going to speak very carefully in case he’s with you.

Red Robin: You’re right.

Red Hood: Right about what? He’s there? What’s going on? Who’s with you? If it’s Bruce, say “nobody”.

Red Robin: Nobody.

Red Hood: Well, now I don’t know what’s going on!

When you’re bored out of your mind at Kent Farm because your fathers are busy hanging out and won’t let you go on patrol without adult supervision…

Bruce and Clark: *chatting and drinking coffee*

Jon: *lies down on the grass* What are you doing?

Damian: *yawns* I’m just trying to throw batarangs at my father’s head, but the wind keeps taking it.

Bruce [to the Press]: I can assure you that my family is back on track and no longer in any trouble.

Lucius: *whispering* Not according to today’s paper.

Bruce: *tightens his grip on the podium* Hrrn. What have we done this time? 

I mean, did Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin have anything to do with five million-worth of property damage last night fighting off criminals in Gotham City? Nah.