Jason: *trying to reach the remote control on the coffee table with his toes, then sighing in exhaustion*
Tim: You’ve got to be the laziest person in the world.
Jason: If you weren’t all the way on the other side of the couch, I’d slap your face.
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At a Wayne Charity Foundation gala…
Dick: *flashes the signature Grayson grin while offering to shake the Mayor’s hand* Nice to meet you, Sir, Ma’am.
Mayor’s Wife [to Bruce]: Your family is lovely!
Bruce: Hn. Does it seem that way? Where’s Jason?
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Meanwhile…
Jason: *smoking beside a dumpster outside the hotel and eavesdropping via Comm Link* Legally dead, you old Bat.
Superman: Bruce, I’m not going to lie to your son.
Batman: Come on, Clark. I lie to my sons all the time.
When you’re arguing with your best friend, but then remember that there’s a little kid in the safe house with you…
Jason: I’m saying, every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it!
Roy: Nothing has ever gone well for me, and you know that!
Jason: That’s my point, you – *sees Lian*
Jason: … brilliant redhead, you!
Roy: Oh, great. And now you’re mocking me. You selfish fu- *notices Lian*
Roy: … n-loving hero! Hello, baby girl!
When Batman tries to be a “fun dad”…
Bruce: I just booked us a little fishing trip.
Jason: Why, what did I do?
Dick [to Jason, Tim, and Damian]: Family. Nothing else matters.
Bruce: Dick?
Dick: It’s Bruce. Hide!
Flirting with Red Robin…
Steph: *wearing a sexy new Spoiler uniform* Do you like my outfit?
Tim: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it.
Steph: *blushing* Tim!
Tim: No, I need your chair. Get up.
Rescuing your best friend from the Phantom Zone be like…
Superman: *hugs Batman* You came for me, Bruce!
Batman: Hrrn.
Superman: … Or, should I say “Robot”?
Batman: Why? Because I’m not crying?
Superman: Bruce, maybe you don’t have enough RAM to understand this, but there is such thing as brotherly love.
A little nod to Clark calling Bruce his brother in canon recently. *winks*
Justice League-mandated group therapy sessions be like…
Black Canary: What do we always say is the most important thing?
Red Hood: Family? I’ve tried that. It does not work for me.
When asked about his strategies in mentoring Robin…
Batman: I always talk about being a great man. Maybe the way to do that isn’t by being the biggest businessman in Gotham City. It’s by –
Nightwing: *hanging upside down from the ceiling* Being the best brother in Gotham City.
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