Bruce: How could he [Damian] pick Dick [as Batman] over me?
Alfred: The mind fairly boggles.
Bruce: Exactly! Wait. Was that sarcasm?
Alfred: No, sir.
Bruce: Oh, good, because your opinion matters. And since you seem unclear on the concept, that was sarcasm.
Alfred: Well played, sir.
Bruce: Thank you… Thank you.
Jason: There’s a sniper out there whose bullet can start World War III and you idiots are tying up Wayne Tech resources on high school bullshit!
Dick: Yeah.
Damian: Yeah.
Tim: Nooo…
Jason: ‘Cause I really don’t see a downside to that Red Hood-wise…
*picks up a gun holster*
Jason: Here, load up. Should be a big box of grenades around here somewhere.
Jason Tim’s about half a wreck, huh?
Dick: Yeah, so why do you pick on him?
Jason: I… Oh, was that not rhetorical?
Wally: Yeah, well, since Artemis broke up with me, I’ve been finding solace in food.
Dick: Well, keep your chins up, Wally. All eleven of them.
Dick: I thought to myself, “What would Red Robin do?”
Jason: Not “Red Hood”?
Dick: I had to outsmart them.
Jason: There’s a sniper out there whose bullet can start World War III and you idiots are tying up Wayne Tech resources on high school bullshit!
Dick: Yeah.
Damian: Yeah.
Tim: Nooo…
Jason: ‘Cause I really don’t see a downside to that Red Hood-wise…
*picks up a gun holster*
Jason: Here, load up. Should be a big box of grenades around here somewhere.
Bruce: How could he [Damian] pick Dick [as Batman] over me?
Alfred: The mind fairly boggles.
Bruce: Exactly! Wait. Was that sarcasm?
Alfred: No, sir.
Bruce: Oh, good, because your opinion matters. And since you seem unclear on the concept, that was sarcasm.
Alfred: Well played, sir.
Bruce: Thank you… Thank you.
Tim: You’re just doing this to spite me.
Damian: And?
Dick: Superman is my spirit guide.
Jason: Did you say man-crush?
Dick: No. I’m pretty sure it was “shut up”.
On a life raft in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, with dwindling food rations…
Wally: Sorry I ate so much food.
Dick: Yeah, that was a pretty dick move.
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