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Damian: All I needed was the Batplane, so why is it full of you idiots?

Tim: I wasn’t gonna sit around the Batcave all by myself.

Dick: One of us needed multi-engine time for his pilot’s license.

Jason: And one of us would go pretty much anywhere to piss off your father.

The Batboys, getting off a plane, hands up in surrender, at gunpoint by the Air Force…

Dick: Don’t shoot!

Jason: We’re coming out, don’t shoot!

Air Force: *shouting at them to drop their weapons*

Tim: *cursing under his breath*

Jason: Do not shoot! Guys, it’s okay, I – Q clearance! I’ve got Q clearance!

Damian: Seriously, is that even a real thing?

Colonel: Q clearance? Let’s see about that. What’s your authentication phrase?

Jason: Sweet, dash, 44, tender, dash, 9, hot, dash, juicy. Porkchops.

Tim and Damian: *glaring*

Jason: *shrugs* I didn’t pick it.

Bruce: Because I don’t want it in the Batmobile.

Jason: Well, what do you want me to do, Bruce?

*Jason holds up a used airsickness bag*

Jason: Just throw it out the window?

Bruce: *through gritted teeth* Obviously.

Jason: Oh.

*Jason throws the bag out the car window, hitting Damian*

Damian: TODD!

Jason: Ha, ha!

Jason: And how the heck did you find me?

Bruce: I didn’t. The Justice League did.

Jason: Oh, and how are your new overlords?

Bruce: Oh, for the – They’re not – Look, think of it as more of a merger.

Jason: Ha!

Bruce: *while adding a Justice League sticker on the Batmobile windshield* Organizations change. They evolve. They grow. Unlike some people I know.