Escaping…
Dick: Do you have any idea how many times I’ve had to get out of handcuffs?
Kori: Whew! Well, thank Zal you’ve been arrested so many times.
Dick: Arrested?
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Jason: When I was little, I used to pretend you weren’t my father.
Bruce: Me, too.
Batman: The Batmobile is not a car…
Green Lantern: Truck, whatever!
Batman: … Nor is it a truck. It’s a…
The Flash: … Vehicular hermaphrodite?
Batman: Shut up!
Batman: Where’d you learn all that stuff?
Superman: You know I grew up on a farm, right?
Batman: Really hoping that’s not relevant.
Bomb diffusal…
Robin [on the Comm Link]: What’s going on?
Superboy: The timer sped up!
Robin: What? Did you cut the green wire?
Kid Flash: Yes! Roger! Steven! Whoever!
Robin: What were the last two letters?
Kid Flash: B as in Butthole!
Superboy: Dick, what do we do here?
Kid Flash: And M as in Mancy!
Robin: What?
Supeboy: M as in what?
Kid Flash: Mancy. What did you think I said?
Robin: “Nancy”! You idiot!
Superboy: Dick, tell me what to do!
Robin: So, do ya’ll have parachutes?
Superboy: No!
Robin: Well, that would’ve been, you know, problem solved.
Superboy: Dick!
Robin: I don’t know. Push it off with your big-ass hands. Good luck, dudes.
Roy: How do you keep track of all these lies?
Jason: Practice, Roy. Lying is like 95% of what I do.
Roy: In your job.
Jason: Sure.
Dick: And it’s not broadening Damian’s horizons. Trust me, Bruce’s idea of horizon broadening is a lot of fights walking home from a lot of jazz tap lessons.
Jason: So don’t try to do anything stupid.
Roy: I don’t have to try.
Roy: Shit. Whatever. Move.
Dick: *pulls Tim and Damian apart* Hey! Enough, you two!
Tim and Damian: *pointing at each other* Tell him that!
Dick: Pretty sure I just did.
Duke: Jason, what am I going to tell Bruce?
Jason: Well, if you learned anything today, it won’t be the truth.
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