Bruce: Have I made myself clear?!
Jason: You’re looking for the answer “yes”?
Bruce: Yes.
Jason: Then yes.
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Dick [on the Comm Link]: So, what would you say if I told you that dad [Bruce] made a phony bomb threat just to investigate Penguin?
Jason: I’d say that’s fairly classic him.
Batman: Excuse me, are you and I gonna have a problem?
Green Lantern [Guy Gardner]: *pouring a drink* I mean, I’m sure we will at some point, but…
Green Lantern [John Stewart]: Guy. Mr…
Batman: Just “Batman”.
Dick: Is that… medicine?
Jason: *with a full mouth* Painkillers. Mixed with candy.
Jason: *swallows* I call ‘em “Mike and Vikes”.
Bruce: Jason, no, you’re not well. What are you going to do?
Jason: *bleeding heavily from gunshot wound* Cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war.
Tim: Dogs… of war.
Jason: Whatever farm animal of war, Tim! Shut up!
Kidding aside, we know how canonically well-read Jason is, right? Of course he’s read Shakespeare. Don’t even mention his Hamlet-esque homage in “Red Hood: The Lost Days”.
In the Batmobile, being chased by supervillains…
Damian: Do something!
Jason: I’m doing all kinds of stuff, Damian! I’m shooting the gun, I’m driving the car…
Damian: I could drive better than that!
Jason: Well, knock yourself out. I’m ejecting.
Therapy session…
Black Canary [to Kid Flash]: Because when your teammates put food in the refrigerator that’s a bond of trust. Okay?
Closet full of Batsuits…
Bruce: Yeah, I know it’s sexy, Alfred, that’s why I made ten. Now, arrange those by color.
Alfred: These are all black.
Bruce: Oh, are they? Or are five in a dark black, and five in a slightly darker black?
Batman: If anything goes wrong, I’m holding you responsible.
Red Hood: *rolling his eyes under his helmet* Yeah, that’ll teach me.
Tim: *raises fist* Yeah, you know what this is?
Jason: Your best gal?
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