Going through the case file of a recent shooting incident…
Tim: But they were blanks! Weren’t they?
Jason: Only if the back of his skull picked that exact moment to explode outwards.
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Tim: What are you doing?
Jason: Uh, none-of-your-business-ing.
On a secret mission…
Red Hood: So, obviously I’m not happy about this whole arrangement, but…
Red Robin: But Bruce is, so…
Red Hood: But I wonder what Dick thinks about…
Red Robin: Nightwing’s not “need to know” this.
Red Hood: Wow. “Open purse, remove balls,” huh?
Red Robin: I thought you were gonna shoot me.
Red Hood: The day’s not over.
Jason’s on the Batcomputer, Tim’s working on his motorcycle…
Tim: What are you doing back there?
Jason: I don’t know!
Tim: What, are you just hitting random keys?
Jason: Well, obviously!
Jason’s on the Batcomputer, Tim’s working on his motorcycle…
Tim: What are you doing back there?
Jason: I don’t know!
Tim: What, are you just hitting random keys?
Jason: Well, obviously!
Tim: *raises fist* Yeah, you know what this is?
Jason: Your best gal?
Tim: At least give me the gun.
Jason: *cocks the gun* I’ll give you the bullets!
Tim: You’d rather we both die?
Jason: I’m honestly kind of on the fence!
Tim: You’re just doing this to spite me.
Damian: And?
Bruce: If anything goes wrong, I’m holding you responsible.
Jason: Yeah, that’ll teach me.
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