Damian: Are you shitting me?!
Jason: Awwww, I wouldn’t shit you, you’re my favorite turd!
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Tim: Well, I hate to say I told you so.
Jason: Do you?
Tim: No. It’s one of the few great pleasures in life.
Damian: Are you shitting me?!
Jason: Awwww, I wouldn’t shit you, you’re my favorite turd!
Jason: I’ve always wanted to fight on top of a moving train.
Thug: Well, if I know my boys, you might get your chance, big guy.
Jason: Thanks, Freddy Foreshadowing.
Mission briefing…
Batman: The B-52 is on the ocean floor here at a depth of 8,000 feet –
Red Hood: Or 1,333 fathoms.
Red Robin: How do you know that?
Red Hood: How do you not?
Arsenal: Go online and check your bank account.
Red Hood: Now? When I’m suction-cupped to a window thirty stories above the ground?
Arsenal: Yeah! You should have five bars.
Red Hood: Okay so, it’s gonna sound like I’m hanging up? But – *static*
Jason [to the rest of the Batfamily:] How many times to I have to apologize for that?!
Dick: Once would be nice!
Clark: *grinning* Well go on, give your dad a hug.
Bruce: Oh, I don’t think that’s –
Jason: Possible.
Red Robin: Please tell me that’s a smoke grenade.
Red Hood: Okay.
Red Hood: It’s not, though.
Jason: I’ve always wanted to fight on top of a moving train.
Thug: Well, if I know my boys, you might get your chance, big guy.
Jason: Thanks, Freddy Foreshadowing.
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