Dick [to Bruce]: Look, I think maybe Jason’s just been trying too hard. 

Damian: *scoffs*

Dick: Serious! I mean, sad as it is, deep down he just wants your approval, and lately you’ve been putting so much pressure on him.

a-wayne-at-heart:

Roy: Oh, come on, Jason! Don’t do that. That’s not what good buddies do.

Jason: Okay, first of all you have wildly misjudged our relationship – 

Artemis: *screams from a distance* JASON!

Jason: ARTEMIIIIS! *gets up to run to her*

Roy: Yeah, you’re one to talk.

Jason: And you’re lucky I don’t have a gun!

After replacing a tire on the Batmobile…

Red Hood: *whew* Okay, that’s got it.

Batman: Well, it took you long enough.

Red Hood: *rolling his eyes under his helmet* Yeah, B. Nine whole minutes, start to finish. What an incompetent boob.

Roy: Oh, come on, Jason! Don’t do that. That’s not what good buddies do.

Jason: Okay, first of all, you have wildly misjudged our relationship – 

Artemis: *screams from a distance* JASON!

Jason: ARTEMIIIIS! *gets up to run to her*

Roy: Yeah, you’re one to talk.

Jason: And you’re lucky I don’t have a gun!

Red Hood: Black Mask doesn’t beat Red Hood! Only Red Hood beats… *trails off as he realizes he’s lost the target*

Red Robin: Do you wanna finish that thought?

Red Hood: Do you wanna shut your big, fat, negative, wordsy mouth?!