In pursuit of a villain, after taking over a civilian’s car…
Red Robin: Sorry! It really is an emergency!
Red Hood: Of an awesome and ass-kicking nature!
Tag: source: archer
Red Hood: Big whoop! I’m spooning a Barret 50 cal. I could kill a building!
Jason opens a crate full of hi-tech arrows (that Roy had spent their month’s salary on)…
Jason: *glaring* You have got to be shitting me…
Roy: I know right! A rainbow should shoot out every time you open it.
Bruce: *suddenly silent after an argument with Jason*
Jason: Oh, okay! Then I guess just pout!
Sorting stacks of old case files at the Batcave…
Dick: You know I think we’re making some real progress.
Tim: Where, in opposite world? We’re never gonna finish all this!
Damian: We could if certain people would help. -Tt-
Jason: *standing behind stacks of cardboard boxes* I’m sorry, are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.
Sorting stacks of old case files at the Batcave…
Dick: You know I think we’re making some real progress.
Tim: Where, in opposite world? We’re never gonna finish all this!
Damian: We could if certain people would help. -Tt-
Jason: *standing behind stacks of cardboard boxes* I’m sorry, are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.
Dick: When would you use an underwear gun?
Jason: Hopefully never.
Nightwing: *watches as Jason meticulously tucks his shirt into his cargo pants* When would you use an underwear gun?
Red Hood: Hopefully never.
Roy is standing over what appears to be a partially dismantled nuclear warhead emitting a green glow…
Roy: Wait, seriously don’t open it?
Jason [on the Comm Link]: Yes!
Roy: Oh. I thought you were being sarcastic.
—
To be fair, it’s kinda hard to tell with you sometimes, Jay.
Running away from Bane…
Nightwing: Go, go, go –
Red Hood: *grabs his collar and pulls him back to the ground then runs away*
Nightwing: AHHH! Are you really that selfish?!
Red Hood: Apparently!
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