When the mission gone awry and Red Robin’s going into anaphylactic shock.
Robin: Tapes! We have to find and destroy the tapes! There must be some sort of recording device somewhere and –
Robin: Why are you still standing there? Go!
Nightwing: But what about Tim??
Robin: I’ll buy you a new one!
Dick: Enjoying Damian’s cruelty-free vegan seafood buffet?
Wally: It’s pretty good once you get over how allergic I am to soy.
Dick: What?! Oh my gosh! Don’t eat that! *tries to grab the food*
Wally: *pushes back* Hey! I’m a consenting adult!
Jason: What’s odd is you wanting to date our fath- Bruce!
Selina: Why’s that odd?
Jason: Because you’re you! And he’s, um –
Selina: Handsome, mysterious, successful, a genius…
Jason: Like, one of those, tops.
Upon receiving intel that Jason’s being targeted by a hit squad…
Tim: This Gothamite hit squad is no joke. So if I were you, I’d lay low in the safehouse for a few days, until we work out a plan to neutralize them.
Jason: Ohhh! Yeah, okay! The safehouse!
Tim: I’m sorry, your words made sense, but your sarcastic tone did not.
Jason: Because there are no Gothamites. Bruce just wants me out of the way so he can… do unspeakable things with Selina! So nice try, idiot!
Tim: I love it that I’m the idiot.
Upon receiving intel that Jason’s being targeted by a hit squad…
Red Robin: This Gothamite hit squad is no joke. So if I were you, I’d lay low in the safe house for a few days until we work out a plan to neutralize them.
Red Hood: Ohhh! Yeah, okay! The safe house!
Red Robin: I’m sorry, your words made sense, but your sarcastic tone did not.
Red Hood: Because there are no Gothamites. Bruce just wants me out of the way so he can… do unspeakable things with Selina! So nice try, idiot!
Red Robin: I love that I’m the idiot.
As per Superman’s request, Batman asks Batgirl to train Supergirl in detective work…
Kara: Babs, please, you have to, have to, have to help me!
Barbara: No, I don’t, don’t, don’t. And I’m not –
Jason: Not really qualified?
Barbara: I’m sorry?
Jason: It’s not your fault, Babs. I, on the other hand, am qualified since I happen to be Gotham’s greatest vigilante.
Kara: Ah, but, you’re a man.
Jason: *winks* And then some.
Barbara: So, obviously he can’t give you a woman’s perspective like I can. So, yes, I will be happy to help you.
Jason: What?!
Kara: Oh my gosh! This is gonna be amazing!
Jason: You’re just doing this to spite me!
Barbara: And?
Jason: As long as you learn something from it, then it’s not a mistake.
The rest of the Batfamily: *groans*
After Damian introduces Maya to the Teen Titans…
Maya: With friends like that, eh?
Damian: Huh?
Maya: Your friends.
Damian: Oh, they’re not really my friends. We just work together.
After winning a bet…
Jason: Three hundred bucks, ladies!
Steph: *indignant*
Cass: *facepalm*
Jason: Come render the salad unto Caesar!
Jason: I am the target.
Jason: I am the target.
Tim: Ugh!
*zooms out to Jason zeroing in on a dart board, while everyone else becomes impatient waiting*
Damian: Then go already! Bag with which one douches!
Jason: I’m sorry, what’s that?
Tim: Miss it.
Jason: I can’t hear you –
Jason: *bull’s eye shot*
Dick: Alright!
Jason: – over the sound –
Jason: *bull’s eye shot*
Tim: Come on!
Dick: Really?
Jason: – of my deafening awesomeness!
Jason: *bull’s eye shot*
Everybody else: *groans*
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