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Arsenal: Do you ever think maybe we’re kinda not always a hundred percent of the time doing the right thing?

Red Hood: Do you ever shut up and give that man-bear twenty-five grand so you and I can split the other seventy?

When you’re stranded in the middle of wherever and calling your family’s all you’ve got…

Red Robin: What.

Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Timbo, hey, shut up. I need you to wire me a thousand dollars.

Red Robin: Wow.

Red Hood: Yeah.

Red Robin: No.

Red Hood: Yes!

Red Robin: No!

Red Hood: Oh, for – Then just lemme talk to Babs!

Oracle: Absolutely not. Huh? Because pick any one of an infinite number of reasons! Yeah, okay, hang on…

Spoiler: Mmmmyeah, no, I would, but Cass and I can’t really leave the mall at the moment… But I can transfer you…

Lark: No, I seriously thought you were joking. Yeah, hang on…

Robin: *sinister laughter*

Red Hood: Okay. Okay! Lemme talk to Dick!

Red Hood: Dick?! Dick, listen, I –

Nightwing: Noop.

Red Hood: – need you to –

Nightwing: Noop.

Red Hood: Stop saying “noop”!

Nightwing: Noop, Jason. Noop. And it’s gonna sound like I’m hanging up, but — *static*

On a train, in pursuit of some thugs…

Red Hood: You see how their legs broke? That’s because they didn’t use the parachute fall. Which I don’t have time to teach you properly, but –

Spoiler: Why would you want to?

Red Hood: I – because I take pride in my work?

Spoiler: Why would you teach it to me it at all?!

Red Hood: Oh!

Red Hood: We gotta jump off the train.

At the Batman, Inc. Armory…

Armory Supervisor: What do you think you’re doing?! Obtaining armory materiel under false pretenses is a fireable offense!

Red Hood: Oh, my – I basically just lurch from one fireable offense to the next!

Batman [on the Comm Link]: Jason, I know I may not say this very often –

Red Hood: Or ever.

Batman: Well, congratulations, you ruined it. But I’m still very proud of you.

Red Hood: Awww!

Batman: Hrrrn.

When you summon Red Hood to the GCPD for questioning…

Commissioner Gordon: Are the cuffs really necessary?

Police Officer: Red Hood broke both of Officer Wu’s arms, Sir –

Gordon: He what?!

Officer: – while shouting “Wooo!“.

Gordon: Mr. Hood, do I have to sedate you?!

Red Hood: Well, I wouldn’t say no to a drink.

Breaking into a top secret facility…

Red Hood: *making snarky comments as they sneak past every guard*

Red Robin: Wait, here’s an idea: You talk louder, and maybe they’ll just come to us.

Red Hood: We’d lose the element of surprise, Timbo.

Red Robin: That was sarcasm!

Red Hood: No way, really? Because so was that, just now!