Batman urban legends be like…
Batman: *working on the Watchtower computer*
GL Jessica: Do you think I should go talk to him?
GL Simon: No! He will eat you alive.
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Bruce [about Jessica]: Did she ever mention anyone that she felt uncomfortable around, was afraid of?
Simon: Yeah, you.
Because even Green Lanterns sometimes fear big, black Bats.
Green Lantern: Listen, man –
Batman: Sir. You call me sir.
He shouldn’t have to tell you, Simon.
Orienting the newbies about the founding members of the Justice League be like…
Hal [to Simon]: Batman is famous for coming in just before the weekend starts and saying –
Bruce: *enters the room* Grab your gear.
Hal: *sighs*
Bats, Lanterns, and League meetings…
Simon [about Bruce]: *sits down* He just sat down. What am I suppose to do? He’s my boss.
Hal: No, he’s not!
Simon: He isn’t? Dang it, I cannot figure out who my boss is!
When you find out that he’s not a myth after all…
Green Lantern (Simon): Oh, hello! I’ve always dreamed of you.
Batman: Excuse me?
Green Lantern: M-meeting you, Batman, sir!
Because the Batman-Green Lantern dynamic has changed quite a bit over the years…
Simon: *nudges Jessica* Stand up. Batman’s passing.
From: Green Lanterns #16 (2017)
What part of Batman-doesn’t-care-if-you-have-the-most-powerful-ring-in-the-universe-stop-sassing-him do you still not get, Lanterns?
(Only Alfred and the Batkids can do that. And sometimes Clark gets a free pass.)
“But nothing makes me more nervous than teaming up with Batman.”
From: Green Lanterns #16 (2017)
Batman sure loves him some Lanterns.
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