Tag: simon baz

Bats, Lanterns, and League meetings…

Green Lantern (Simon): *sits down after watching Batman do the same*

Green Lantern (Hal): *rolls his eyes at him*

Simon: He just sat down. What am I suppose to do? He’s the boss.

Hal: No, he’s not!

Simon: He isn’t? Dang it, I cannot figure out who the boss of this team is!

But, to be safe, we usually assume it’s Bruce, so…

Green Lantern: Mr. Wayne, I want to do things the Batman way.

Batman: Wonderful. First rule. No conversation lasts longer than a hundred words. You have used ten. I just used nineteen.

Batman: *walks away*

There, there, Simon. It’s not you. He’s just had quite a history with Earth Lanterns.

When the success of your first mission with the Justice League’s got you so hyped up that you can’t help but hug the colleague standing next to you…

Batman: *body stiffens*

Green Lantern: Oh, uh…

Batman: *loudly clears throat*

Green Lantern: *slowly lets go and steps back*

Green Lantern: Sir, I formally retract my hug. *offers to shake hands with a sheepish grin*

Don’t worry, Baz. It’s not you.

When you disobey a direct order from Batman…

Batman:

*stands up slowly from his chair and glares at Simon*

Hrrrn. Are you trying to get formidable on me, Lantern?

Green Lantern: I-It worked on H-Hal –

Batman: Infomercials work on Jordan. 

Simon: *in civilian clothes, whistling while making tacos in the kitchen*

Batman: *perched on the window sill* Hello, Baz.

Simon: Jess and Hal are in the living room. One girlish scream from me and they go into Lantern mode.

Which is why you take your ring with you at all times. You never know when a creepy colleague will show up at your apartment unannounced.