When asked what he thought of Bruce and Selina’s engagement…
Jason: Are they soulmates? Ehhhhh.
Jason: Will they kill each other? No.
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Batman: So, Cat, marry me. Because I’d like to date you.
Batman: *climbs in through window with burns, bruises, and a tattered suit*
Batman: That was close.
Alfred: Speaking of close, Master Bruce, you are getting married in five minutes.
Yes, this is probably how Bruce and Selina’s wedding day is going to start.
Bruce: Where’s Selina?
Alfred: She’s having her hair “blown out”, as it were.
Bruce: That’s a thing? That I pay for?
Jason: How many Catwomen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Bruce: How many?
Jason: None, because she’s got you to do that, sucker!
Rooftop drama be like…
Batman [to Catwoman]: Get away from me, temptress!
Batman: And I never thought I’d call you that in a negative way.
Bruce: I will never allow any harm to come to you, not ever.
Selina: You can’t promise that.
Bruce: And yet I did.
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Because he’s Batman.
Alfred [to Bruce, about Selina]: She solved you, you know.
Catwoman [to Batman]: We both made a mistake. We fell in love.
Batman [about Bane]: Selina just became his next target.
Batman: And he just became mine.
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