Selina: I think catching criminals is pretty extreme, and then there’s marrying you.
Bruce: I admit I am extreme. Extremely handsome.
Selina: With a high degree of difficulty.
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When your fiancé forgets that not everyone has the same IQ level as him…
Bruce: *grins* You should know it. You’re engaged to a genius.
Selina: Yes. A genius at annoying me.
When your fiancé’s friends weigh in on your wedding plans…
Selina [to Hal]: I am not getting married in space.
Planning your vigilante wedding be like…
Selina [to Bruce]: Maybe we should put something in our vows about following one another into creepy places.
Batman: *about to enter Bane’s sanctuary*
Catwoman: I’ve been kind of looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you, so don’t do anything crazy in there, okay?
Batman: Don’t worry. I think I’ve already hit my crazy quota for the day.
Batman: Selina, I’m not proposing to you so you’ll stay away from the streets or because I’m afraid I’m going to lose you. I’m proposing because I can’t imagine my life without you.
Bruce [to Selina]: You know what I thought when I first met you? You were a mystery I was never going to solve.
Let the courtship commence…
Selina: … I also accept cash, chocolates, and jewelry.
Bruce: Duly noted.
Why Batman disdains out-of-town supervillain lairs (or taking his sons with him all at once)…
Nightwing: Turkey farm?
Red Hood: No.
Red Robin: Skunks?
Red Hood: No.
Robin: Slaughterhouse?
Red Hood: No.
Catwoman: What are you boys doing back there?
Red Robin: We’re playing “What’s That Odor?”.
Robin: Father’s feet?
Batman: Hn. Damian.
Red Hood: You win, Dami.
Batman: Jason.
Nightwing: Are we there yet, Bruce?
Batman: I’ll tell you when we get there. Go back to your smell game.
Selina: I wish our phone conversations were as flirty.
Bruce: She threatened to kill me.
Selina: I can do that.
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