Selina: Have you ever been in a long distance relationship?
Bruce: No. I either leave or they die.
Painfully true, though.
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When Bruce comes back amneseic during the New 52…
Dick [to Selina]: I’ve been watching a ton of Disney Princess movies with Damian, but I firmly believe with all my heart that one magical kiss from you could unlock all of Bruce’s memories.
Batmobile: *screeches to a halt in front of Selina’s apartment building*
Bruce: *comes out in a partially unbottoned dress shirt and a skewed necktie, holding a bouquet of petal-less roses*
Selina:
Bruce: *grins sheepishly*
Selina: What use is a jet-powered vehicle with missle launchers if it can’t get you to a dinner reservation on time?
Romantic road trip in the Batmobile…
Selina [to Bruce]: Why drive this chick magnet when you’ve already found the woman of your dreams?
Nightwing: *smirks*
Nightwing: *passes binoculars to Red Hood*
Red Hood: *looks through binoculars*
Red Hood: *sees Batman and Catwoman giggling at each other three rooftops away*
Red Hood: It’s like he’s had a personality transplant. Now he’s happy?
When you’re a salty wedding guest…
At Bruce and Selina’s wedding reception…
Usherette: So, are you a friend of the bride or the groom?
Jason: Well, the groom is my father, so… the bride.
Mornings at the Manor…
Bruce: Good morning, everyone!
Alfred:
Dick:
Jason:
Tim:
Damian:
Bruce: *sits down on the kitchen table, pours himself a cup of coffee, and picks up the Gotham Gazette*
Jason [to Tim]: *whispering* Ah, crap. He’s in love again.
Because a cheerful Bruce is a suspicious Bruce. (And that might have something to do with a certain, um, Cat.)
Selina [to photographer]: Now, get one of Mr. Wayne and me on a date.
Bruce: A date? This is a date now? I thought this was just business.
Selina: Can’t it be a little bit of both?
Bruce/Selina: I’m sorry… This just all sounds very…
Selina/Bruce: Intimate? Yeah, it’s a marriage.
While strapping on weapons as bullets tear through their hotel room on their honeymoon night…
Batman [to Catwoman]: Be honest, when you vowed for better or for worse, you really had no idea what you were agreeing to, did you?
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