Bruce [to Selina]: You complete me.
An homage to all the spoilers for Batman #24 (2017) I’ve been seeing on here. (Been putting off this issue till I’m emotionally prepared. Haha!)
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Bruce realizing that he needs to put in more effort in his relationship with Selina…
Bruce: If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that you can’t schedule love.
Alfred: I think your credit card statement would beg to differ.
Selina: Thank you for my beautiful earrings. They’re perfect. I love you.
Bruce: You can exchange them if you want, okay?
Selina: Now I love you even more.
Bruce has a dream where he dies and nobody shows up at his funeral…
Dream Bruce: Where is everybody? Where are all my friends?
Dream Selina: You don’t have any friends, honey. I’m afraid it’s a side effect of… telling people to stick it in their butts.
Shopping…
Bruce: This is going to be expensive, isn’t it?
Selina: Maybe.
Bruce: Don’t you like anything cheap?
Selina: I like you.
At a Wayne Foundation charity gala…
Selina: What sort of daily expenses does a billionaire vigilante incur?
Bruce: Batarangs?
Selina: Daily.
Bruce: Or, I don’t know, maybe a surf and turf dinner at the Iceberg Lounge?
Selina: Uh-huh?
Bruce: And then maybe a room upstairs at the East End Regal Hotel?
Selina: Uh-huh.
Bruce: And then, maybe…
Selina: *gets up to leave* I’m gonna leave you here. Between hope and despair.
Selina [to Bruce]: And all the other stuff aside, physically, you’re an amazing human being.
Selina: And all the other, other stuff aside, I actually do love you.
Jason: What’s odd is you wanting to date our fath- Bruce!
Selina: Why’s that odd?
Jason: Because you’re you! And he’s, um –
Selina: Handsome, mysterious, successful, a genius…
Jason: Like, one of those, tops.
Selina: I’ll distract the file clerk. Apparently, he’s really into bird-watching, so talking to a woman should blow his mind. And talking to this woman? *places hand on own chest daintily* It could kill him.
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