Tag: roy harper

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Aqualad: Look, instead of just running straight into enemy gunfire like we usually do, why don’t we try some reconnaissance this time?

Kid Flash: You mean like spy stuff? That would be cool! I could wear a spy tuxedo –

Robin: *facepalms* No.

Kid Flash: With a hidden spy camera –

Speedy: Dude.

Kid Flash: Inside a tiny spy bowtie –

Miss Martian: Wally…

Kid Flash: Or, I could wear a flower on my lapel –

Superboy: We said no.

Kid Flash: That sprays water in people’s faces, oh man –

Artemis: Shut up, West.

Good Ask… Hmm. I’ve been thinking about this for a while now. Well, it’s no mystery that Bruce holds a special place in my ❤, and this took a lot of thought, so maybe jot this down. You ready?

$*@!?$#+*, you freakin’ ®¥π|£&#*!

* bleeeeeeeeep*

Me: *rushes into the room and grabs my phone* JASON! What –?!

Jason: *running away*

Me: That ask was for me, you little –

Me: *trying to catch my breath* Sorry about that, @crash-the-mode . To be honest, it takes me a while to come up with nicknames because –

Jason: *yelling from across the room* And, man oh man, listen to this, @crash-the-mode , Roy’s is gonna be –

Me: Zip it, Hood!

Me: As I was saying… It’s because it takes a while for me to come up with nicknames that feel right to me. Plus, I’m only comfortable nicknaming characters who I know more intimately than the others, so… A few at a time, I guess. Thanks for this Ask. I truly appreciate it. 🙂

Jason: *in the background, jotting down nicknames on a Batburger wrapper, talking to himself* I. Am. A. Genius! *chef’s kiss*

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Starfire: First off, you’re a complete idiot to even be in this situation.

Red Hood: No one disputes that I’m an idiot.

Arsenal [to Starfire]: I tried to stop him, Babe!

Starfire: No, you didn’t.

Arsenal: No, I didn’t.

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[in Sterling Archer’s voice] Bros before… apparent threats to national security.