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Jason opens a crate full of hi-tech arrows (that Roy had spent their month’s salary on)…

Jason: *glaring* You have got to be shitting me…

Roy: I know right! A rainbow should shoot out every time you open it.

Roy is standing over what appears to be a partially dismantled nuclear warhead emitting a green glow…

Roy: Wait, seriously don’t open it?

Jason [on the Comm Link]: Yes!

Roy: Oh. I thought you were being sarcastic.

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To be fair, it’s kinda hard to tell with you sometimes, Jay.

Roy: How did you know where I was?

Jason: When we first started the Outlaws, I may have… injected a tracking device into your body.

Roy: In my body?

Jason: Bro? Buddy?

Roy: No, no, now that is a breach of trust, Jason.

Jason: Do you really want to open this can of trust-breachy worms right after I just caught you and Bizarro with a dead Martian in the trunk?

Roy: I do not.

Jason: You do not.

a-wayne-at-heart:

Roy: Oh, come on, Jason! Don’t do that. That’s not what good buddies do.

Jason: Okay, first of all you have wildly misjudged our relationship – 

Artemis: *screams from a distance* JASON!

Jason: ARTEMIIIIS! *gets up to run to her*

Roy: Yeah, you’re one to talk.

Jason: And you’re lucky I don’t have a gun!

Roy: Oh, come on, Jason! Don’t do that. That’s not what good buddies do.

Jason: Okay, first of all, you have wildly misjudged our relationship – 

Artemis: *screams from a distance* JASON!

Jason: ARTEMIIIIS! *gets up to run to her*

Roy: Yeah, you’re one to talk.

Jason: And you’re lucky I don’t have a gun!