Penguin: Get me out of here alive, and the ransom money, and we’ll call it even, okay?
Red Hood: Uh, we’re way more than even.
Penguin: How do you figure?
Red Hood: Because your final thought on this Earth wasn’t about how my gun tasted!
Penguin: Fair enough.
Arsenal: Right?
When Red Hood and Arsenal were approached by the government regarding Task Force X…
Amanda: The information you’re about to hear is top secret. Unauthorized publication or leaking of this information would be an act of high treason, for which you would be tried and convicted by a secret military tribunal and summarily executed.
Amanda: So, no, Mr. Harper, I don’t think a selfie would be appropriate.
Speedy calling the Wayne Manor…
Roy: Hi, can I speak with Robin please? You can just tell him it’s Cupid calling.
Roy: Wait, no, that’s insane. Tell him it’s Speedy from the Teen Titans.
Roy visiting Jason in Gotham City after their falling out…
Roy: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three.
Roy: One –
Roy: Two –
Roy: Three.
Jason:
Roy:
Jason: *walks away*
Roy: Now, see, I’m just disappointed in both of us!
Arsenal: Now I’m telling my friend how you killed that guy.
Suspect: It was for love.
Red Hood: Cool motive. Still murder.
Batfamily mission update, guest starring Arsenal…
Roy [on the Comm Link]: Jason and I are at the Gotham Docks. There are multiple gun men. They’ve blocked all the exits. They’ve taken the security guards hostage and we’re looking for a place to hide. It’s awesome.
Dick: Awesome?
Roy: Awwwwesomely serious. I am not enjoying this no matter how much it is 100% my favorite movie come to life.
On the first day Jason and Roy teamed up (again) to form “Heroes for Hire”…
Roy: Jason Todd is back! Chest bump me.
Jason: You don’t want to do this, man.
Roy: No, I really do.
Jason: It hurts you every time.
Roy: No, I know, but I’m fired up and the adrenaline is going to carry me through.
Jason [about Barbara]: How many times do I have to say it? She’s like a sister!
Roy: That’s what Luke said about Leia!
Jason: Hey, Luke didn’t know. No one knew!
Jason and Roy eating at a fancy restaurant in Paris during an undercover mission…
Roy [to the waiter]: I’ll have one Lobster Thermidor, extra thermidor on the side.
Roy: I have no idea what I’m ordering.
Jason helps Roy figure out who’s blackmailing him…
Roy: Okay. This is everyone I could think of who’d want to mess with my life:
Roy: Perps…
Roy: People I’ve testified against to the Justice League…
Roy: The old guy who lived underneath me when I was learning the Gangnam style dance.
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