At their Red Hood/Arsenal safe house…
Jason: Put on some pants or at least some really high socks.
Roy: Really high socks it is, then!
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Shopping for his and Jason’s safe house during their Red/Hood Arsenal days…
Roy: $550 for the TV?! Seems a little steep.
Roy: I’m gonna write down a figure, and this is as high as I’ll go.
Roy: *slides over the slip of paper*
Pawn Shop Guy:
Pawn Shop Guy: You drew a smiley face.
Roy [to Jason]: Apparently, the difference between a stink bomb and a Level 3 toxic biohazard is two extra drops of sulfur tetraoxide.
Roy: I am totally suing that website.
When Jason and Roy started living together during their Red Hood/Arsenal days…
Roy: I don’t get it. Why can’t we use the same toothbrush? We use the same soap.
Jason: That’s different. The toothbrush has been in my mouth.
Roy: Okay. But next time you’re in the shower, think of the first place you’re washing, and the last place I washed.
Upon returning to Gotham City after completing a mission in Paris…
Jason: I got a feeling I’m forgetting something…
Dick: Looks like you got everything but a tall redhead.
Jason: Yeah, what guy doesn’t love a tall redhead –
Jason: Oh my goodness gracious, I forgot Roy!
Red Hood: Hiro, you sell Zip Kicks?
Toymaster: Yeah, man. I sell Zip Kicks and… other stuff.
Arsenal: Ohhh… We’ll take two Zip Kicks, and a misdemeanor’s worth of the other stuff.
After a pissed Jason insults Roy…
Roy: You know, Jaybird, that hurts.
Jason: So does a swift kick in the ass.
Roy: You know, a kick in the ass isn’t the solution to everything.
Jason: I’m afraid I’m gonna have to disagree with that, Roy.
Roy: Jaybird, do I really disgust you?
Jason: No. I disgust me because I’m supposed to be disgusted by you, but I’m not.
Jason sharing stories about his former fellow Outlaws to Artemis…
Artemis: Poor Little One. You were in love with Koriand’r and she was with your best friend Roy.
Jason: So what?
Artemis: So it’s the saddest story in the world.
Jason: You know what? I had a chance, and I didn’t take it.
Donna: Is that your hand on my ass?
Roy: It was an accident.
Donna: Roy, your hand’s still on my ass.
Roy: IT’S STILL AN ACCIDENT.
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