Mission goes awry. Something about a comment Arsenal made to some diplomat. A few gunshots, explosions, and run-ins with the secret service later…
Jason [to Roy]: Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this and totally redeem yourself!
Wanted criminal on board a flight. Red Hood and Arsenal on his tail. Pilot gets knocked out in the process…
Red Hood [to the passengers, over the PA system]: There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight.
Arsenal: *takes the mic* By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
The New 52′s “Red Hood/Arsenal”, a summary:
* Amidst gunshots and explosions and murderous denizens *
Jason [to Roy]: Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!
How Roy got Jason to team up with him again after the original Outlaws disbanded…
Roy: I wish I knew how to quit you.
Jason: *facepalm*
Jason: *groans*
Waking up in his and Jason’s safe house…
Roy: *stretches*
Roy: *sighs*
Roy: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Entering a fight be like…
Red Hood: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.
Arsenal: And he’s all out of bubblegum.
Roy telling Jason about his past…
Roy: I browned out that evening.
Jason: “Browned out”? What’s “browned out”?
Roy: It’s when you drink so much that everything goes brown. It’s not as severe as a black out because I remember bits and pieces. I call it browning out.
Jason being Extra be like…
Roy: Jaybird, I got a present for you. *carries a basket full of lotion bottles*
Jason: I don’t like lotion. I like my hands to be cracked and calloused like a railway worker.
Roy: I know. I filled the bottles with fake blood, vinegar, and mud.
Jason: *smiles* Really? Thanks!
Being supportive of your boyfriend be like…
Roy: Babe, how much should I sell my trucker cap for?
Kori: I don’t know, eight cents?
Roy: Honey! This is the cap I was wearing the first time I heard “Vitalogy” by Pearl Jam.
Kori: Ooh… $900.
Roy: Yeah, that sounds about right.
Explaining to Roy why he’s not looking forward to visiting Wayne Manor…
Jason: Do you know what family means to me, Roy?
Jason: Resentment. Guilt. Anger.
Jason: Dinners that turn into knife fights.
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