Roy: Batman’s probably wondering where you are.
Jason: Nah… I mean, I’ve already died, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?
Tag: roy harper
When he’s fed up with Jason…
Roy: How many sarcastic pills did you take this morning?!
When “Number 2” ruins a mission…
Red Hood [to Arsenal]: I’m sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are.
Red Hood: Isn’t that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?
And thus a sacred pact was uttered…
Red Hood: We ride together, we die together.
Arsenal: Bad boys for life!
The Red Hood/Arsenal interrogation method…
Red Hood: Look at his face.
Arsenal: Look at my face.
Red Hood: Look at this face and listen to me.
Arsenal: Look at him and listen to me.
Red Hood: Look at me.
Arsenal: Look at me.
Red Hood: Look at him and understand me. Look at both of us, but understand no one. Listen to my words, and hear his face.
Downtime at the safe house…
Roy: *shines arrows*
Roy: Your farts aren’t manly.
Jason: *practice-aims a gun at a wall photo of Joker’s butt*
Jason: Are you serious?
Roy: They sound like a baby blowing out birthday candles.
Bromantic arguments be like…
Jason: This whole time I thought you were Samwise to my Frodo. But you’re just Boromir!
Roy: I don’t know who the freak that is!
Jason: “I don’t know who Boromir is.” That’s such a Boromir thing to say!
–
Not everyone’s as well-read as you, Jay.
After a mission goes awry…
Roy: *holding an ice pack over Jason’s eye*
Roy: *shrugs* We’ve been kicking peoples’ asses for so long I figure it’s time we got ours kicked.
Red Hood/Arsenal mission status report with Batman…
Batman: You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Obnoxiously entering a fight to piss off your rogues be like…
Arsenal: It’s…
Red Hood: SHOWTIME!
Arsenal: *jazz hands*
Red Hood: *shoots confetti out of pistols*
incorrect-batfamily-quotes 