Dramatic post-bro-falling-out reunions be like…
Roy [to Jason]: You don’t know how long it took me to get to this place. To where I look at you and feel… nothing.
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Downtime chat at the safe house…
Roy: So, you never wanted a regular type life?
Jason: What the heck is that? Barbeques and ballgames?
When you’re fed up with Jason giving you grief about your trucker cap…
Roy: If you make me choose between you and the hat, I choose the hat!
Jason: You’re turning into a woman.
Roy: No, I’m not. Why would you say that? That’s just mean!
Jason: Now I’ve upset you. What did I say?
Roy: It’s not what you said, it’s the way you said it –
Roy: Oh, crap, I’m a woman!
–
He gets sensitive, too, Jay.
Downtime at the safe house…
Jason: Are you reading the DVD player manual?
Roy: Well, we can’t all be reading the classics, Professor High Brow.
Downtime in Las Vegas…
Roy: Hey, you know what I just realized? “Joker” is “poker” with a J! Coincidence?
Jason: Hey, that’s “joincidence” with a C.
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No more cocktails for you, Roy.
Roy: Wait, what are you doing?
Jason: Getting dressed.
Roy: Why?
Jason: Well, when I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.
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Don’t be mean, Jay. You know what he means.
Downtime chat at the safe house be like…
Roy [to Jason]: If I were a guy, and…
Roy: Did I just say if I were a guy?
Status report to Batman regarding the Underbelly mission…
Red Hood: We came. We saw –
Arsenal: We kicked its ass!
Undercover as police officers…
Roy: Look, it obviously starts with… “You have the right to remain silent…”
Jason: *whispering* “You have the right to an attorney.”
Roy [to thug]: You have the right to remain… an attorney.
Thug: Did you just say “You have the right to be an attorney”?
Roy: You do have the right to be an attorney if you want to.
Jason: *groans*
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