When your best friend tells you about that time he met your adoptive father…
Jason: “Bruce”? You’re on a first name basis?
Roy: What do you call him?
Jason: The bane of my existence.
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The New 52′s “Red Hood/Arsenal” series, a summary…
Jason [to Roy]: That’s a terrible plan, but I like it, so let’s do it.
Red Hood [to thief]: Now get the heck out of here.
Arsenal: And do it quick, before I have to call security to tell them I’m beating the shit out of you.
Because Jason’s more like Bruce than he cares to admit…
Roy: Come on, Jaybird, we’ve been friends for 10 years!
Jason: We’re work proximity associates.
When you’re into 19th century classics, then get resurrected and come across this century’s utopian teen novels..
Jason: That book was so boring I almost cried a little.
Roy: Aww, Jaybird, I’m sorry you had to read that. You’re safe now.
Jason [to Roy]: You can trust me because I don’t care enough about you to lie.
Jay, remember that canon panel where you said that Roy mattered to you, but you only said that he didn’t to hurt him? Oh, nothing. Just putting it out there.
Try-outs for the Inter-Universe Space Olympics…
Roy: Number one is being able to “run 2 miles in under 2 minutes”. That’s a typo, right? That’s not humanly possible.
Wally: *clears throat*
Roy: I’ll tell you what, Jaybird, here’s the deal: You get fired by the government, I’ll quit, too. I’m serious. We’ll move to a new city, burn our fingertips off with acid, swap faces…
Jason:
Jason: What?
Roy: If we have to.
When you refuse to let on just how much you miss your best friend…
Jason [to Roy]: You look like I could use some company.
On her relationship with Arsenal…
Starfire: We are the colleagues with the benefits. We are the colleagues who benefit from the fact that we are also the friends.
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