“Safe house hunting” for you and your best friend…
Realtor [about Jason]: Don’t worry. A lot of men don’t really focus until it is time to negotiate.
Roy: Well, that man doesn’t focus unless an international conspiracy is threating to ruin his life.
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That time your best frend hit rock bottom…
Jason: You’re really hard to shop for, Roy. What do you get the guy who has, well, nothing?
After hearing that Jason found a new safe house roommate…
Roy: You know, I’m a little hurt, Jaybird. You never spruced the place up when I was here.
Jason: That’s because he’s a paying renter, Roy. Not someone who detonates explosives in the solarium.
Roy: Oh, crap!
Jason: *playing with Lian* What?
Roy: I just took this baby-proofing quiz and our safe house is a death trap.
Arsenal: *carrying an unconscious thug* Geez, this guy’s heavy.
Red Hood: Well, bad guys don’t count carbs, buddy.
Leaving a message on your best friend’s voicemail be like…
Jason [to Roy]: I know I was a jerk the other night…
Jason: Which I am fully ready to blame on alcohol or global warming or my allergy to neon.
Roy: *reading a stinky and soggy instruction manual*
30 minutes ago…
Jason: Why are the instructions in the trash can?
Roy: Because I don’t think I need instructions to put together a little girl’s bed.
Jason: I have very low standards for companionship. It comes from having Roy as a partner.
You’re only mean ‘cause you miss him, Jay.
Red Hood and Arsenal’s New 52 Safe House, an origin story…
Jason: Think you could run a few background checks on potential roomies?
Tim: You want me to use underground Wayne Enterprises resources for your personal matter, Jason?
Jason: I don’t think Dick would mind.
Tim: You know that?
Jason: I don’t. But if I can’t find a roommate, I may have to go back to sleeping on the sofa in his apartment, and I can’t imagine he’d like that.
Tim: Good point. I’m on it.
How Jason “broke up” with Roy in the New 52…
Jason: I’ve been hanging out with you too long.
Roy: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Jason: Both.
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