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When another one of your best friend’s “brilliant” ideas somehow leaves you both stuck in a maze…

Red Hood: Maybe we should split up.

Arsenal: Split up? Jaybird, no! We can fix this partnership!

Red Hood: No, no, I didn’t mean –

Arsenal: Fine! You want out? Then, go! I can make it on my own. Before I met you, I had other friends and dreams.

Red Hood: I was talking about –

Arsenal: Oh, please take me back! The solo vigilante scene is a nightmare! I’m begging you!

Red Hood: I just meant we should split up to get out of this maze…

Arsenal: Deep down, I – I guess I knew that.

Red Hood: Now, there must be a way out –

Arsenal: Of our partnership? I don’t want to live! *runs off screaming*

Red Hood: *sighs*

Red Hood: *opens a hidden doorway and exits*

Arsenal: *takes control of the jet from an unconscious pilot*

Red Hood: Roy, what are you doing? You don’t know how to fly!

Arsenal: I drove a motorcycle off a cliff once. How different could it be?

Arsenal: *looks out through the windshield*

Arsenal: Hmmm. What’s the ocean doing in the sky?

Jason: Bruce, I thought you might forget our little conversation this afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it.

Bruce: *narrows eyes* What conversation?

Jason: *plays recording*

Jason: *on the recording* Bruce, can Roy live in our garage for as long as he wants?

Jason: *mimics Bruce’s voice* He sure can!

Dick: Bruce! What were you thinking?

Bruce: Hn. That’s not my voice.

Jason: Oh, everybody says that when they hear themselves on tape.

In the middle of a gunfight with Black Mask’s men…

Arsenal: You’ve got time to make phone calls now?? Who the heck was that?

Red Hood: Just a girl. On again, off again, jail again. Long story we don’t have time for.