Jason: You know that thing, when you and I talk to each other about things?
Roy: Yeah…?
Jason: Let’s not do that anymore.
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While watching Roy fly around the safe house on Bizarro’s back…
Artemis: Is that the old friend who almost got you killed a few years ago?
Jason: *grinning* Yeah, like six times.
Your genius best friend and his genius experiments…
Jason: *walks by*
Jason: …
Jason: Dude, did you set your hair on fire again?
Roy: *placing a damp cloth on his soot-covered and partially bald head*
Roy: No, that was just one time. It’s just that, I’m so good looking, I’m literally smoking hot.
Red Hood: *bruised, singed, and glaring*
Arsenal: Look on the bright side, Jaybird: chicks dig scars.
Still doesn’t justify trying out your new “toys” and burning down the safe house, Roy.
When you bring your best friend along to one of those Wayne Charity Foundation galas…
Roy: I don’t know about you, but I am very comfortable in my masculinity.
Jason: You do realize you’re wearing a sweater vest, right?
After listening to his sassy best friend “negotiate” with a mob boss over the phone…
Arsenal: *putting on a bulletproof vest*
Red Hood: What are you doing?
Arsenal: Bracing myself to shield you from a hail of bullets.
That one time Roy got a part-time job at a fast food restaurant…
Dick: What’s your soda refill policy?
Roy: All you can drink, if you buy a jumbo cup.
Wally: Careful, Roy. That’s how I bankrupted a Pizza Hut.
Downtime at a bar…
Jason [about Bruce]: Roy, why is the dad I’ve always wished for always pissing me off?
Roy: I don’t know. ‘Cause you’re incapable of experiencing joy?
Jason: *sips beer* Point taken.
Red Hood: Argh! This is the stupidest fight ever!
Arsenal: Oh, yeah? We’ve had stupider!
Criminal: …
Criminal: *awkwardly walks away*
Jason: I pick up books like you pick up beers.
Roy: Then you have a serious reading problem.
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