Roy [to Jason]: Apparently, the difference between a stink bomb and a Level 3 toxic biohazard is two extra drops of sulfur tetraoxide.
Roy: I am totally suing that website.
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Shopping for his and Jason’s safe house during their Red/Hood Arsenal days…
Roy: $550 for the TV?! Seems a little steep.
Roy: I’m gonna write down a figure, and this is as high as I’ll go.
Roy: *slides over the slip of paper*
Pawn Shop Guy:
Pawn Shop Guy: You drew a smiley face.
Kori: Have either of you ever made a decision in your lives?
Roy: Of course we make decisions! How do you think I’m wearing clothes right now?
Jason: I lay those out for you, Roy.
At the safe house…
Doorbell: *buzzes*
Jason: *sighs* It’s Morse code. It’s Damian.
Roy: How do you know?
Jason: Because the doorbell just said, “It’s me, morons”.
Roy: *heads to the door* I’ll get it –
Jason: *holds him back and shushes him* No, no. Wait for it.
Doorbell: *buzz buzz … buzz buzz buzz*
Roy: What? Why? Might be the pizza.
Jason: Shh shh. Trust me.
Doorbell: *buzzzzz*
Roy: Jay –
Doorbell: *buuuuzzzz buzz buzz*
Jason: Hey, want some breakfast?
Roy: Dude, the door –
Jason: *grabs him and leads him to the kitchen* Come on, I’ll make pancakes.
~ ~ ~ 30 minutes later ~ ~ ~
Doorbell: *BUZZZZZZZZZ*
Jason: *chuckling* Ha. Knew it.
Roy: *burps* We’re really just gonna ignore that?
Jason: *wiping his mouth* It’s Morse code. It’s Damian.
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Let’s just say Jason wanted to hear everything Damian had to say first, @remakethestars .
Red Hood: Roy, I owe you an apology.
Red Hood: Obviously I was unclear when I said, “Stay in the room and keep an eye on the supervillain”. It must have sounded like, “Leave and do other things”.
Bizarro: You am show Bizarro some love! *high-fives Roy, who gets thrown across the room instantly *
Arsenal [to Red Hood]: *gets up, dusts himself off, and mutters* I hate showing Bizarro love.
Trying to enter their safe house…
Jason: -Tt- The magnetic door is broken. Fifth time or so it won’t open.
Roy: Maybe there’s a penny stuck in there.
Jason: Why a penny?
Roy: No reason.
Jason: You stick a penny in there?
Roy: Nah, I was just making small talk.
Jason: If I find a penny in there, I’m taking you down.
Living together be like…
Kori: Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?
Roy: I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Wussup!
Roy visiting Jason in Gotham City after their falling out…
Roy [to himself]: Just tell him how you feel without sounding like a girl for once.
Roy [to Jason]: I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.
When your best friend’s acting a little too chipper and friendly for someone in a Mexican standoff with a Gothamite hit squad…
Red Hood: *whispering* What’s wrong with you? Are you… drunk?
Arsenal: No!
Arsenal: Yes.
Red Hood: What the heck happened to you?
Arsenal: I found a liquor store.
Red Hood: And?
Arsenal: I drank it.
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