Criminal: *insults the Batfamily*
Red Hood:
Criminal: *brags about theft, arson, and murder*
Red Hood:
Criminal: *threatens Arsenal*
Red Hood: Violence is unavoidable, then. *shrugs* Well, I tried.
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Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: *wakes up, yawns, stretches, sees “3:30” on his phone clock*
Tim: …
Tim: Uh. What are you doing here?
Roy: *bruised, bloodied, in a tattered Arsenal uniform, and perched on the window sill*
Roy: Your brother’s gonna wake up mad at me. When he does, be sure to remind him who his best friend is.
Roy [to Jason]: We’re not so bad. We’re not the monsters that our father figures think we are.
Roy: You know, when I first met you, I thought you were a real douche.
Jason: What changed?
Roy: Oh, I still think you’re a douche. I’ve just grown to like that about you.
Jason: So, Roy, nice guy, don’t you think?
Donna: No. He’s charming, sexy, confident, incredibly hot, but let’s be honest. He’s a bad boy, right? Like you. And right now, I only need good in my life. Not someone who’s…
Jason: Tragically wounded and damaged by demons he can’t escape.
When society looks down on you for being “outlaws” and you reminisce about how many times you’ve risked your life to save it…
Roy [to Jason]: *shrugs* We kinda sound like heroes to me.
Telling your best friend about your time as Robin be like…
Roy: Killer clown? Are you serious?
Jason: No, I’m kidding, because clowns are really funny to me.
Why so serious, Jason?
Telling your best friend about your time as Robin be like…
Roy: Killer clown? Are you serious?
Jason: No, I’m kidding, because clowns are really funny to me.
Why so serious, Jason?
Batman: *narrows eyes*
Green Arrow: *crosses arms*
Red Hood and Arsenal: …
Batman: No one bends the rules like you two bend the rules.
Batman and Green Arrow: *grin*
Arsenal: So, you’re saying we’re both a couple of dumbasses?
Red Hood: I prefer the term “trusting”. Less dumb, less ass.
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