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Mission after mission after mission…

Red Hood: *coughing up blood*

Arsenal: *bandaging his broken knee with a torn sleeve*

Red Hood: *gestures back and forth between them* I might need two weeks off from this friendship.

Red Hood: Roy?

Arsenal: Yeah?

Red Hood:

It’s not your fault.

Arsenal:

What?

Red Hood:

It’s not your fault.

Arsenal:

I know. 

Red Hood:

It’s not your fault.

Arsenal: *annoyed* I know.  

Red Hood:

No, Roy. Roy. It’s not your fault.

Arsenal:

Don’t do this to me, man. Not you, man.

Red Hood: *puts arm around Roy* It’s not your fault. 

Arsenal: *pushes Jason’s arm away* Screw you! Cut it out, man!

Red Hood:

It’s not your fault.

Arsenal:

*starts to sob heavily* Why is it so hard? I didn’t know it was going to be so hard. 

Starfire: …

“Red Hood/Arsenal: Behind the Scenes”…

Red Hood [to the camera]: I guess I’ve learned a little something about what it means to be a good partner.

Arsenal: *yelling from outside* Hey, Jaybird, do you wanna play baseball?

Red Hood: Oh, you freakin – ! Could you leave me alone? You are the neediest guy! 

Red Hood: *faces camera again*

Red Hood: *clears throat*

That moment when you realize that you’ll have to accompany your best friend on future visits with the doctor…

Roy: Hey, Jaybird, do these suppositories come in other flavors?

Jason: Roy, are you eating those?

Roy: No, I’m shoving them up my butt. Of course I’m eating them!   

When you fight with your best friend but can’t really avoid him for dramatic effect because you share a safe house…

Jason: I don’t like you and I don’t want to be your friend. So could you leave, please? Because I’m about to start crying, and you are the last person I want to cry in front of.

Roy: I want to cry, too. Where am I supposed to cry? You can’t monopolize the bathroom crying space.