Arsenal: Are you sure we’re doing the right thing?
Red Hood: I’ve never been so sure about being unsure of anything in my life.
Arsenal: Good. Then we’re on the same page. Let’s do it.
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Doing dishes at the safe house…
Jason: Did you put hydrochloric acid in this mug?
Roy: Oh, yeah. I was trying to get the stains out.
Jason: You know, soap would work, and it wouldn’t kill someone if they accidentally drank it.
Roy: But soap leaves a film.
At the safe house…
Buzzer: *buzzes*
Roy: *checks the security camera feed to see who’s outside*
Roy: *sees Batman*
Roy [to Jason]: Do you want me to let him know that you’re too sarcastic to see him right now?
Starfire: First off, you’re a complete idiot to even be in this situation.
Red Hood: No one disputes that I’m an idiot.
Arsenal [to Starfire]: I tried to stop him, Babe!
Starfire: No, you didn’t.
Arsenal: No, I didn’t.
[in Sterling Archer’s voice] Bros before… apparent threats to national security.
Arsenal: Okay, we gotta go to my house so we can use one of my sports cars.
Red Hood: Roy, you don’t own a sports car.
Arsenal: Right. We gotta go to your dad’s house so we can use one of his sports cars.
Hence, Batman having words with Green Arrow.
When you’re worried sick about your best friend (who has a bit of a drinking problem)…
Jason: Roy, where are the heck you?!
Roy: Uh, you know the store on the corner? About 500 miles from there.
Spending all your money on specialized weapons be like…
Roy: We’re broke.
Jason: What do you mean “broke”?
Roy: I mean depleted, destitute, insolvent!
Jason: I was asking for an explanation, not a thesaurus.
Because three’s a crowd in a safe house…
Koriand’r: Why don’t you just ask Jason to take off for the evening so we can have some alone time?
Roy: Because we have a weird codependent relationship and I’m scared of hurting his feelings.
Roy: But, what you said.
Guess who’s the third wheel, Kori?
When your best friend’s still salty about you bungling the previous night’s mission…
Roy: Jason cooked me a whole breakfast, and then put it in the trash while I watched.
When you’re your best friend’s keeper (just not a particularly good one, at that)…
Jason [about Roy]: He’s got them stashed all over the safe house like an alcoholic! I found one in the bookcase, right behind my vodka.
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