Visiting your best friend’s hometown be like…
Arsenal: *on the phone* Dude, I need help finding this place –
Red Hood: Follow the gunshots.
Arsenal: Copy that.
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Rare moments of reflection be like…
Red Hood: What are we doing with our lives, Roy?
Arsenal: I don’t know, but it’s fun.
Interrogation 101…
Red Hood: Where’s the disk?
Criminal: Disk? What disk?
Red Hood: Okay. We can do it the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is I shove his foot up your ass.
Arsenal: *tips trucker cap and winks*
Criminal: Wh-what’s the hard way?
Red Hood: I use my foot!
Interrogation 101…
Red Hood: Where’s the disk?
Criminal: Disk? What disk?
Red Hood: Okay. We can do it the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is I shove his foot up your ass.
Arsenal: *tips trucker cap and winks*
Criminal: Wh-what’s the hard way?
Red Hood: I use my foot!
Falling out with your best friend be like…
Jason: You can tell me, y’know. We never talked about it. What did Roy say about me?
Dick: It’s nothing too terrible…
Jason: You can tell me.
Dick: It wasn’t that bad…
Jason: Just be honest.
Dick:
Dick: He once called you an “ass***e” forty-six times in one sitting.
Jason: Wow.
Dick: Yeah, the people at the next table complained.
When you’re out of ammo…
Arsenal: Alright, he’s got a bazooka. We have something better.
Red Hood: What, Roy?
Arsenal: Seatbelts. *floors the gas pedal*
Roy: You know, a couple’s first fight actually sets the tone for all future arguments. Trust me, I’m going through it right now myself.
Dick: You and Kori?
Roy: Nah. Me and Jason, actually.
Angsty zombie bros before beatiful alien girlfriends.
Roy: I see what’s going on here. You’re afraid I’m just gonna sit around the safe house eating Fritos all day because Kori’s gone.
Jason: I thought it might be Cheetos, but yeah.
Overheard from within a missile silo…
Red Hood: Roy, are you seriously about to disarm a nuclear bomb using fruit juice?
Arsenal: I have an idea…
Red Hood: Go on.
Arsenal: It’s deceptive and borderline unethical…
Red Hood: I’m listening.
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