Red Hood and Arsenal: *walking*
Arsenal: *pauses*
Arsenal: Does that sound like somebody saying “No”, “Wait”, “Stop” to you?
Red Hood: *listens*
Red Hood: Yeah.
Arsenal: *continues walking* Oh, well.
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When you reunite with your best friend after the DC writers keep you apart…
Red Hood: No chick flick moments.
Arsenal: You love chick flicks.
Red Hood: Yeah, you’re right. *opens his arms for a hug* Come here.
Red Hood: Look, I’ve been down this road before and I fought my way back. I will fight my way back again.
Arsenal: How?
Red Hood: The same way I always do: bullets, bacon and booze. A lot of booze.
When your old team meets your new team…
Arsenal: *flying around the safe house on Bizarro’s back*
Artemis: Is that the old friend who almost got you killed a few years ago?
Red Hood: *grinning proudly* Yeah, like six times.
Inviting your superfriends over for your safe-housewarming…
Arsenal: *talking on the phone* It’s our thing, Dick. Dudesgiving.
Red Hood: *unpacking weapons in the other room* Okay, no matter how many e-mails you send, that’s not real, Roy!
Arsenal: It’s real, man!
Red Hood: It’s not real! We’re not calling it that!
Unpacking at the new safe house…
Jason: *holding an old, tattered photo in his hands*
Roy: *catches a glimpse of what looks like green spandex briefs when light briefly hits the photo*
Jason: Will you swear not to let another living soul get a copy of this photo?
Roy: *grabby hands* Okay!
Jason: Cross your heart and hope to die?
Roy: Yep!
Jason: Stick a needle in your eye?
Roy: Uh-huh!
Jason: Jam a dagger in your thigh?
Roy: Yeeeeees!
Jason: Eat a horse manure pie?
Roy: *thinks for a second* Sure!
Red Hood: You just lost yourself a best friend, Roy!
Arsenal: *cupping his ear* Wha–? I’m sorry, Jaybird, I couldn’t hear you.
Red Hood: I said that you just lost yourself a best friend!
Arsenal: *slowly walking away* Huh?
Red Hood: You just lost yourself a best friend!
Arsenal: Dude, you’re going to have to speak up!
Red Hood: You just lost yourself a best friend, Harper!
Arsenal: I’ve forced myself to wha– ?
Red Hood: *positively yelling* You just lost yourself a best friend!
Arsenal: Jason, I’ll talk to you tomorrow!
Red Hood: You just lost yourself a best friend!
Arsenal: Yeah, you can use it!
When you’ve forgotten that you first met as itty bitty sidekicks…
Arsenal: You’re the Red Hood?
Red Hood: Yes.
Arsenal: You’re a weapons specialist?
Red Hood: Yes.
Arsenal: I’m a weapons specialist, too! So, are you better than me?
Red Hood: Well, I’ve never met you, but, yes.
Jason: Hey, remember your disgusting habit?
Roy: Which one? I’m going to need you to elaborate.
Metahuman henchmen: *closing in on them*
Arsenal: This is the part where a plan would be useful! Please tell me you have one.
Red Hood: *holds up a finger* Please hold. *cocks both guns*
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