When your partner has a drinking problem and you’ve got to come to his rescue…
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Roy, where are you?
Arsenal: You know the store on the corner? About 500 miles from there.
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Red Hood: My best friend is an idiot.
Arsenal: Who’s your best friend?
Red Hood: You are.
Arsenal: I know. I just wanted to hear it.
Red Hood: *slams the Manor door shut*
Arsenal: So, you finally stood up to your father?
Red Hood: *sighs* Yep.
Arsenal: And he cut you off? No money, no nothing?
Red Hood: *lights a cigarette and takes a drag* Pretty much.
Arsenal: Jerk.
Jason [to Roy]: Do you really think I care about what my brothers think? Tim camped out in a wizard outfit to see the latest “Harry Potter” movie.
Tim: You swore you wouldn’t tell! We even high-fived on it, Jay!
Jason: Timbo, we high-five on everything.
Tim: That’s such a lame excuse. I’m totally pissed at you. High-five!
When you’re arguing with your best friend, but then remember that there’s a little kid in the safe house with you…
Jason: I’m saying, every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it!
Roy: Nothing has ever gone well for me, and you know that!
Jason: That’s my point, you – *sees Lian*
Jason: … brilliant redhead, you!
Roy: Oh, great. And now you’re mocking me. You selfish fu- *notices Lian*
Roy: … n-loving hero! Hello, baby girl!
At the Annual DC Multiverse Sportsfest…
Red Hood: I’ll take Harper.
Arsenal: *pumps his fist in the air* YES! Suck on that, aliens!
A group of non-Earth Green Lanterns: … ?
Arsenal: Thanks, Jaybird. First pick.
Red Hood: *whispering* Relax, Roy. You’re the only one whose name I know.
Jason: It sounds like you’re asking me out on a man-date.
Roy: Jay, why are you so afraid of loving me?
Red Hood and Arsenal: *walking*
Arsenal: *pauses*
Arsenal: Does that sound like somebody saying “No”, “Wait”, “Stop” to you?
Red Hood: *listens*
Red Hood: Yeah.
Arsenal: *continues walking* Oh, well.
Arsenal: Don’t tell me you’re a cynic.
Red Hood: I’m from Gotham City. Goes with the territory.
Their New 52 “break up” be like…
Red Hood: It’s not you, it’s me.
Arsenal:
Arsenal: It’s you.
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