dark-haired-hamlet:

Me: *starts to say something*

My friends:

Imagine: Jason Tood, starting to say something, and whoever’s on the receiving end (e.g. Batsibling, Roy, Black Mask).

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Note: So, I accidentally typed “Tood” instead of “Todd”, and realized this only because I was gonna replace “Jason Todd” with “Red Hood”. Why can’t it be both, right? Typo stays.

Imagine: The Justice League at a United Nations conference after a mission goes kersplat and kaboom

Superman: I’m sorry.

Wonder Woman: Me, too.

The Flash: Me, three.

Batman: I have no need to apologize.

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But of course. Because as far as Batman’s concerned, all of it was meticulously planned and expected. Just wait and see.