Imagine: Jason Todd getting a day job. (And make that “green” a “black”.)

i-mean-its-practically-canon:

Clark: You really don’t need to cut my meat for me.

Bruce: You could’ve reminded me of that when I started.

i-mean-its-practically-canon:

Bruce: Can I get you anything? Juice box? ‘Nanners?

Clark: …’Nanners?

Bruce: Sorry, dad brain. Ba-nanners.

Imagine: Tim Drake, during post-patrol debriefings.

the-memedaddy:

Meirl

Imagine: Superman (“cop”) interrogating a suspect, feat. Batman’s disappointed glare.

incorrectbatfamiliaquotes:

bruce wayne: Okay… I lied a few times. And I know I’ve made some mistakes in the past.

diana prince: Thousands.

bruce wayne: And some times, I’ve led you into danger.

clark kent: Always.

bruce wayne: But, at least I had the best intentions in mind.

oliver queen: Yours.

bruce wayne: And things have always turned out okay.

the entire justice league: NEVER!